And I'm thrilled that a sport I actually understand plays host to some of the best sexual innuendo around.
When she mentioned they'd gone to second base, we all had different ideas about what it involved.
Second Base: Rounding second involves copping a feel. If it were up to me, I'd include the whole feeling up business in first base.
Slightly before first base: Downloading Star Trek fanfiction and replacing Riker's name with your Crush's. Between the pitcher and second base: Using the scroll thingy on that one Apple mouse. A line traveling across the second to third baseline, and towards home plate: The orgasm line.
Left outfield: Retrograde wheelbarrow.)) ((The following are dashed lines: A region along the line from first to second base: The Boring Zone.
Then when they had worked up the nerve, their hand would snake down to your jugg-ular region and snag a squeeze. Your second base partner-in-crime would glue their hand to your breast and move it in wide, circular motions, as if trying to take it on a brief trip or an advanced yoga class.
Depending on the pressure exerted on said breast, this sensation could range from “eh, I’ll take it” to wishing your poor boob could find a realistic method of escape.5.
Finally, they gave up and pretended like getting lost in your bra clasps was all part of the plan.7.
Unwavering Support This was when the tit-toucher in question would simply place their hand on your breast and just ...
I'd love to get your input on the bases-as-sex definitions. Here are the generally agreed upon basics: First Base: Getting to first base usually means kissing or making out. Whenever I chat about this topic (which is really quite often) there's always a bit of disagreement when it comes to second and third.
Why kissing is deemed so racy that it actually needs a sports metaphor is kind of beyond me, but I'll go with it. Third Base: Generally speaking, reaching third is all about hands in the pants. To me, oral sex deserves its own base way more than a measly grab.
Stacked Cups Even if your bra offered full underwire support, it couldn’t compare to this move, where the person would cup your breasts from underneath and tenderly jiggle them, essentially making the world’s most flattering undergarment with their hands.
The physical sensation didn’t exactly turn you on, but your breasts reached new, prepossessing heights, right along with your actual relationship.
” Thanks to Marco from English Pod for bringing this interesting cultural difference to my attention!